"Geez," grumbled Kristen Stewart's shiny granny panties. "Cheat on one super-famous guy who plays your bloodsucking soul mate, and people assume they own a piece of you. Why can't everyone back off and leave poor Kristen alone? Come on, how hard is it to respect her privacy and the privacy of her unmentionables? It's not like she's asking for attention or anything. Sheesh."