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Role: Sue Ellen Ewing
Played in the original by: Linda Gray
Our choice: Famed Tiger Woods mistress Rachel Uchitel. Okay, stay with us here. Sometimes stunt casting works, and Uchitel has experienced the kind of personal drama that could allow her to embody the misery that is Sue Ellen, J.R.'s boozy beauty queen wife.