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Opting for early retirement over appointments with Heidi Montag's plastic surgeon:
"Your choices are: Get old, or look creepy. I don't want to do it, so I feel I've got to get my money and get out of here before this thing [points to her face] blows. Because I feel like the years of sleep deprivation are going to catch up with me."
From Crowd Ignite