By Kat Giantis
Here's the deal: The tab claims Lohan, 27, was hanging with some pals at the Beverly Hills Hotel on Jan. 30, 2013, when she decided to use a poor, defenseless Scattergories scorecard to break down her hookups.
"She did it to show off. She wanted them to know she can still get the guys," alleges a source. "It was her personal conquest list. She was trying to impress her friends with the list and then tossed it aside."
The paper was allegedly found on the floor of a hotel suite "surrounded by empty room-service trays and mounds of cigarette butts." No word on where it's been festering for the past year.
Among the names jotted down are known Lohan exes (Wilmer Valderrama, model Jamie Burke), rumored flings (Jamie Dornan, Max George, the late Heath Ledger) and random celebs (Zac Efron, Adam Levine, Colin Farrell, James Franco, Justin Timberlake, Joaquin Phoenix, Garrett Hedlund, Evan Peters).
Several of the names are blurred out, and In Touch promises to reveal more next week, including a "newly single A-lister, a highly paid (and engaged) TV star and the ex-husband of an Oscar-winning actress." Anyone else gonna say Charlie Sheen for the second one (ahem, not that we're playing along or anything)?
"The list has some pretty big names on it, and they're not all single guys," teases a source. "This getting out now could rock several Hollywood relationships to the core."
Given LiLo's shaky relationship with the truth, this carelessly discarded listicle is best taken with a glacier-sized grain of salt. It's also notable for several missing names, including Aaron Carter and Samantha Ronson.
The official word: Lindsay's rep assures Gossip Cop that the list is a big ol' fake, insisting, "Of course it's inaccurate."
Adds her blabby dad, Michael Lohan, "It's not even her handwriting."
Click on to peep out the list ...