Take Cover: Charlie Has a Plan
Charlie Sheen may have been thwarted in his ambitious scheme to fill a neighboring house with porn stars and become their leader, but he's still hot on the idea of making his wants and needs as geographically convenient as possible.
TMZ claims the crack-is-best-used-socially-advising actor hopes to persuade ex-wives Brooke Mueller and Denise Richards to move into homes near his own bachelor digs in the swanky Mulholland Estates section of Los Angeles.
Seems Charlie is willing to foot the bill for both pads, along with moving expenses, in order to ensure his kids -- nearly 2-year-old twins Max and Bob with Mueller, and daughters Sam, 6, and Lola, 5, with Richards -- grow up close by him and each other. He supposedly already has a real estate agent checking out properties, although there's no indication that either ex has agreed to the plan.
The positive side of Sheen's idea: He wouldn't need to hit up random porn stars to perform nanny duties, as he apparently did with party partner Kacey Jordan, a childcare revelation that prompted Denise to tweet, "No 'adult film star' will be babysitting our kids!"
Kacey, by the by, shares details of her time with Charlie (along with news of her recent abortion) in a new sit-down with RadarOnline.
The biggest surprise: As the X-rated thespian talks about potential fathers (she's pretty sure Charlie's swimmers didn't make contact), she mentions that she "had been with another celebrity … but I can't talk about him because I had to sign a release." Perhaps Sheen should look into a similar document before his next bender.
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