Morrissey: Paul McCartney Should Give Up His Knighthood for Animal Rights
Welcome to "S--- Morrissey Says, No. 10 Zillion"! The former Smiths frontman pulled a hat trick of Morrissey-ness in the past week, canceling an appearance on Jimmy Kimmel's show because Kimmel was also hosting cast members from A&E's "Duck Dynasty," a show about a Louisiana family that sells duck hunting paraphernalia — or, in Morrissey's words, a show about "animal serial killers."
He also scoffed at the efforts of "Paul McCartload" to defend animal rights while having accepted a knighthood honor. "The queen herself wears enough fur to blanket most of Russia . . . yet Sir Paul gives her the thumbs-up," Morrissey said of the former Beatle. "If he cared passionately about animals, he'd return his knighthood. He doesn't need the queen's approval."
Finally, Morrissey told Rookie magazine that if all men were gay, there would be peace on earth. "If more men were homosexual, there would be no wars," he explained, "because homosexual men would never kill other men, whereas heterosexual men love killing other men." (WENN)