No. 8: Their kids are adorable. Just look at these photos. Tina Fey's daughters, Penelope Athena, 3, and Alice Zenobia, 9, are precious, and Amy Poehler's sons, Abel James, 4, and Archibald William Emerson, 6, couldn't be cuter. And we're not the only ones who secretly hope these celebritots will eventually wed and breed perhaps the funniest people ever to walk the planet. While pregnant with Archie, Amy joked to USA Today, "I don't care if it's a girl or a boy, I want it to marry Alice Richmond, Tina's daughter. We'd make a lovely mother and mother-in-law of the bride." We SO agree!