The sitch: While separated from his power cougar wife, Courteney Cox, Davey has made a habit of oversharing about their troubled relationship in interviews.
Humble suggestion: If you see a microphone, run. Microphones take the crazy in your head and broadcast it to the world. In a best-case scenario, you'll lie low for a few weeks, and your ability to be silent will remind Courteney of whatever it is that she sees in you. In the end, she'll take you back rather than divorce you and demand that your decapitation be written into the script of "Scream 5."