You know how it is: Someone shoves a camera in your face and your life begins to fall apart. Have no fear, "Real Housewives" stars, for Wonderwall is here to solve your romantic quandaries.
Teresa and Joe Giudice
While your financial woes haven't shaken you two as a couple, shouldn't you crazy kids be scaling back the extent of your New Jersey glitz? In the meantime, Teresa, why waste time on a feud with your sister-in-law when your family has more pressing concerns? When the welfare of your family and your marriage is at stake, you can't act like every other catty, easy-going, forehead-having housewife. Get it together.