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Sandra & Jesse
The Sitch: With Jesse's trashy mistresses coming out of the woodwork left and right, they've gone from classy red-carpet couple to low-hanging gossip rag fruit.
Suggestion: Sandra, take some time to decompress -- just you and your Oscar -- and make your team of lawyers do all the dirty work. You'll be back to being your bubbly, million-dollar-woman self in no time. And I think I speak for America when I say: Jesse, stay the hell away from our sweetheart.