By Drew Mackie
And in a moment of true heroism, Nicki Minaj delivered an audience member's baby mid-concert without even putting down her mic.
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And with one stage appearance, Lady Gaga caused the world's cotton candy stock to plummet.
"Und when ah realized that no woman would have me now, ah made thees face."
An honoree at this year's Women in Film awards, Katie Holmes proved that females can, in fact, do anything males can do — by belching her entire acceptance speech.
Camilla Parker Bowles is very pleased with the late wedding present she picked up for William and Kate.
You'd think Selena Gomez would be used to the things those angry little Bieber diehards yell at her.
In case the women of the world didn't think they'd ever be jealous of a dog, Ryan Gosling would like to show them otherwise.
When I tell you that Dwight Howard likes to let his hair down during the NBA off season, I'm not speaking figuratively.
I can't say for sure what Chevy Chase said to this fox, but I'm fairly certain he had this coming.
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OMG, Sofia Vergara midway through eating a hot dog? Surly that has to look all kinds of stupid and… Nope. Still sexy.
Gwen Stefani tries her best to ignore Kingston's "mommy walks like this" impersonation.
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Figuring the other ladies of "The View" were occupying the slots for "the funny one," "the grumpy one," the experienced one" and "the shrill one," Sherri Shepherd had to invent her own role: the insanely happy one.
Remenber when Ryan Gosling was making women jealous of a dog? You know — seven slides ago? Well, there's an antidote for that.
It's a tough time to be Kylie Minogue, knowing that she can unload all this at an audience and still look tame and tasteful compared to Lady Gaga.
Who says Kevin James can't find an on-set romance?
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Britain's Princess Eugenie says, "They may have laughed at my wedding hat, but surely this is the understated, not-crazy-looking piece of headwear that will finally get me respect in the fashion community!"
"Hey, look at this goofy-looking pregnant lady in this reflective window. Lemme get my phone out so I can take a picture of her with her big ol' belly hanging there… Oh."
Mila Kunis? Hooked up with Natalie Portman on-screen. Ashton Kutcher? Hooked up with Natalie Portman on-screen. Wilmer Valderrama? Oh, you know — he's keeping busy.
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Figuring that Martin Sheen isn't someone who's easily rattled, we can only guess what filthy, filthy thing Annette Bening was saying to him when this photo was taken.