Not even Jonathan Cheban's BFF Kim Kardashian West has ever been this cheesy.
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Jaden Smith's stylist must have taken a sick day.
Step aside, Hunchback of Notre Dame, Emily Osment is giving you a run for your money.
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Michael Fassbender did not get the gig as AC/DC's new guitarist.
That one time Harry Connick Jr. couldn't find a lunch date.
Lil Wayne shows off the face you have after a shot of tequila.
No officer, it was not Kevin Smith who committed the crime.
Pete Wentz is now ready for his oral exam.
Adam Devine shows off the look of love, one chip at a time.
Heidi Klum is in Las Vegas and it involves a pole. Write your own joke here.
You can almost hear "When you wish upon a star…" playing behind Anna Faris.
What's the over/under on how many little monsters Lady Gaga is smuggling in that coat?
Considering he portrays Donald Trump on "SNL" — and now this — Alec Baldwin knows that 2016 is the year of grabbing.
Christie Brinkley will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger!
Russell Simmons, the greatest rapper alive? Now that's a stretch.
Kate Hudson's gotta go pee. We know that look!
Jaden Smith has a hard time understanding winter wear.
Emma Stone hasn't yawned like this since she saw "Aloha" last year.
Hey, Jennifer Aniston — tag! You're it!
This kid will never steal Prince Harry's candy bar again.
Hey, Michael J. Fox, what does Mario Batali's armpit smell like anyway?
Was it really necessary for T.J. Miller to wear a tablecloth? In all fairness, it's probably better than a jumpsuit.
That look Halle Berry gives you when you take her last piece of gum.
Justin Bieber must have seen Kylie Jenner's lip doctor.
Leslie Jones, looking for a tushie to grab.
We're fairly certain that Gigi Hadid is giving Donald Trump comb-over envy.
Prince Harry is a chip off the old block, isn't he.
Hailey Baldwin is either cold or just saw someone use the restroom without closing the door.
Most men tell Taylor Swift that these boots are made for walking, so this is interesting.
Armie Hammer is on the verge of being a father again, but he is nacho daddy!
Someone give Lily Aldridge some sock puppets.
Lauren Cohan is at a New York Rangers game instead of on the set of "The Walking Dead"? Well, in fairness, with the way the team played that night, maybe she thought she was on set after all! (Hey, Rangers fans!)
Maybe this Donald Trump "tape" will be less controversial.
And your Heisman trophy winner is… Camila Cabello!
If you're seeing this image of Larry David looking off into the distance and you're not hearing the "Curb Your Enthusiasm" music in your head, you're lying to yourself.