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Tom Schwartz usually takes crap from everyone on "Vanderpump Rules," too.
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Julia Fox has a bigger mouth than Kanye West.
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Usually the royals only float out rumors about Meghan Markle.
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Look, Don Lemon is in hot water again.
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LeBron James's new points record is nothing to sneeze at.
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John Cena's finances are obviously not liquid.
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Prior to this, the most cold-blooded thing in Joel McHale's life was named Chevy Chase.
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So, Heidi Klum is so hot that she CAN stop traffic?
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Elon Musk isn't just taking Twitter users for a ride.
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Does John Legend have a Costco membership? Yeah, EGOT it.
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Find you someone who looks at you the way The Kid Laroi looks at his meal.
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And you thought Gronk was the wildest character in Tom Brady's orbit?
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Lawyers and judges don't even want to approach Josh Duhamel's bench.
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Paul Rudd is held back like a first grader with bad grades.
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Kevin Hart would crush on "Supermarket Sweep."
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Ryan Gosling is more beat up than a shopper buying eggs.
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Ashlee Simpson's ankle has more twists than a George Santos story.
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Jake Gyllenhaal crosses lines with both police and Taylor Swift.
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The ocean has a Flea problem!
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All these "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" guys just can't stop hitting.
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Even in her music videos, Rita Ora doesn't have moves like a Penske.
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Noah Wyle is still as good-looking as ever. Meow!
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Ioan Gruffudd wasn't even the lead dog in his messy split from his wife.
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Coincidentally, Republicans will claim Jill Biden often stands by someone without their head on straight.
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And Kylie Jenner thought her kids were a handful.
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Ryan Reynolds is actually more outgoing than his calls.
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Joe Manganiello has his hands full with more than just his marriage to Sofia Vergara.
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As the kids say, Miles Teller wants all the smoke.
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Before this, the only tighty whitey in Brad Pitt's life was named Matt Damon.
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Pete Davidson has better streams than Peacock.
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Jennifer Lawrence is going down like a Chinese spy balloon.
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Pamela Anderson prefers barb wire to chain link fences.
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Pharrell Williams used to only like his Minis with four doors and a convertible top.
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Eyes off the prize, Tristan Thompson, eyes off the prize!
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Lori Loughlin's criminal record can't be wiped away this easily.
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Bill Gates still drinks up all those COVID conspiracy theories.
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Perhaps Adam Levine's alleged mistress, Summer Stroh, is hoping for another beautiful mistake in her DMs.
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The last time Ben Affleck went to a drive-thru, he ended up McMarried.
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Shia LaBeouf is indeed a transformer.
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King Charles III shows Prince Harry how to dig his own grave.
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Hunter Biden's laptop spits out more fire than this dragon.
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Ashton Kutcher is no cop, but he'll flash you a badge.
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Despite their breakup over a decade ago, Brigitte Nielsen still has some Flavor (Flav) in her life.
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Didn't Harry Hamlin already get all his baggage when he said "I do" to Lisa Rinna?
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And you thought Brooklyn Beckham was Nicola Peltz's pet.
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Khloe Kardashian's ex seemed to be lion to the Kardashian-Jenner family for years…
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Chris Pine should be more animated.
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