By Mark Gray
10:00pm PDT, Jul 9, 2023
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Joe Biden looks like he's about to get rushed like a Capitol building.
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Jon Hamm regularly does cardio, but his boxing needs work.
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Laurie Hernandez is still waiting for Simon to tell her to move.
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Don't act like there's no heat in Katharine McPhee and David Foster's relationship.
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Kevin O'Leary is a "Shark" but he identifies as a chicken.
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Does Michael Bublé's milkshake bring all the boys to the yard?
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Rod Stewart is being blocked like a scam caller.
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You can measure Tiffany Haddish's influence on the comedy scene by the foot.
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Finally, a man who can get a handle on Ariana Madix.
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And in nine months, Tristan Thompson will very likely welcome a child with her.
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Trump is more protected than his classified documents.
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Ironically, Dan Aykroyd can't even read the room.
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Will Poulter needs more help than Buckingham Palace.
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Bert Kreischer usually needs a paint scraper when he's stripping.
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As much as he tries, Ashton Kutcher can't unsee "The Butterfly Effect."
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On Jan. 6, Donald Trump also had a problem with his driver.
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Look at this trash… and look at the garbage can next to Tom Sandoval.
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Joe Biden trips more than a Grateful Dead fan.
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Jon Hamm is the type of guy who really examines his package.
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Kanye West's wife looks ribbed, for your pleasure.
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Florence Pugh was more bent at Olivia Wilde's relationship with Harry Styles.
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Ironically, this is the look on everyone's face when they hear that Harrison Ford is piloting the plane again.
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Brian Posehn will take a writer over a razor any day.
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With so many vying for the GOP presidential nomination, Donald Trump is beginning to lean left.
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MTV "Cribs" might want to consider an episode on Shawn Mendes' pad.
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Hoda Kotb has more arms than the U.S. military.
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Amber Heard's child already has amazing hand-eye coordination.
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Here's Adam Levine being affectionate with someone other than his wife again…
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Blac Chyna was looking for this much financial security from Rob Kardashian.
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Considering he moved on with his love life so quickly, Dan Reynolds might have been looking at the all-new menu while still married.
