By Melissa Hunter
When you're a pregnant supermodel-turned-TV personality like Heidi Klum, you can pretty much grope whomever you please. Take note, all you aspiring Molly Sims gropers.
Rihanna stays dry under her own umbrella (ella, ella). Gotta protect the gorilla (illa, illa) silkscreened dress. Sorry, RiRi, you probably get that joke every time it rains, but we just can't help ourselves.
Now that "New Moon" has wrapped, Robert Pattinson finds that chewing on a straw eases the stress of fang withdrawal.
And on another planet, Lindsay Lohan finds that chewing her nails eases her withdrawal from, oh wait, she's not withdrawing from anything just yet.
Megan Fox describes the harrowing journey her bladder went through while filming 14-hour days on "Transformers 2." No pee breaks when you work with robots.
Bruno tells the world that his behind is off-limits. It's exclusively reserved for Eminem. And any other massively publicized stunts, for that matter.
Turns out Ashley Tisdale hasn't been completley cutesy-Disney-fied. Well, her head-banging hair still rebels, at least.
You'd think Michael Cera and Jack Black would be a little more affectionate toward their dates at the "Year One" premiere. The girls even bought new bathing suits and got spray tans for the occasion. Jeez, some guys never learn.
At the Bonaroo music festival, Drew Barrymore goes undercover using her standard war paint and camoflauge bird feather. Wipe that smile off your face, Justin Long, this is serious.
Wow, Kristen Stewart, you certainly know how to pack your "smile and wave" chock-full of bitterness and anger. I wouldn't suggest signing up to be on a parade float any time soon.
Fergie bravely poses for the press after losing four simultaneous rounds of Chinese finger traps.
Guy Ritchie or hot zombie? You be the judge.
Nothing more fun than playing in the ocean with your fake boyfriend filming a movie with paparazzi and fans swarming, like Miley. *Sigh* Miss those carefree summer days.
Oh, Josh Duhamel, you're such a jokester, putting bunny ears on Tyrese Gibson like that. What's next, whoopie cushion on his seat? Gee whiz.