By Mark Gray
10:00am PDT, Apr 28, 2023
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Politicians, adult dancers and Kevin Jonas: They all love polls.
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Shawn Mendes is surrounded by more green than Elon Musk's bank account.
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Zach Braff gets pushed away by a woman who don't want no scrubs.
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Josh Gad is a better traffic controller than a yield sign.
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Ken Jeong doesn't even get beat up this badly for his awful "The Masked Singer" guesses.
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You'd think all those No. 1s were enough of a flex for Luke Bryan.
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In "The Parent Trap," was Lisa Ann Walter's name Chessy or Cheesy?
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If Ryan Phillippe crosses the street, he might be dealing with some real cruel intentions.
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Richard Branson will also perform circumcisions for a reasonable cost.
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King Charles' coronation isn't the only thing curdling these days.
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Florence Pugh has more bytes than a MacBook Pro.
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Gene Simmons couldn't get more clean with a parental advisory.
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Billie Lourd doesn't wear a lot of hats in Hollywood, but she could.
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If your sauna doesn't get you steamed like Taylor Swift, it's time for an upgrade.
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Billie Eilish is more concealed than a Florida firearm.
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Cole Hauser all but confirms that "Yellowstone" is a spaghetti Western.
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How is it that Fall Out Boy and Jimmy Fallon look less ridiculous than KFC's Double Down Chicken Sandwich?
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Charles is just your garden variety king.
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Matt Damon used to the think cryptocurrency was fire.
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Anthony Rapp embarks on some adventures in babysitting again.
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Andrew Spencer caught more shade for agreeing to be on "The Bachelorette."
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Ben Affleck doesn't even have this much reach on social media.
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Be honest, you thought Liv Tyler's career was dead.
