Kevin Federline plans to launch an affordable clothing line for children. Soon your kid will be rocking K-Fed's classic "Fresno boy done good" style. (The Superficial)
Madonna's boy toy Jesus Luz is said to be spending time with her kids. A source reports that at a recent hangout "he was playing around more with Rocco than paying attention to Madonna." Well they are closer in age. Seriously, they are. (Celebuzz)
Lily Allen and Lindsay Lohan, fast friends who recently got hers and hers "Shh" tattoos, may be collaborating on a music project. Not really into their songs? This article also features Lily gushing about lap dances. (The Sun)
The female passenger in Morgan Freeman's car crash last year is suing the actor for negligence. She's also stressing that the pair are "just friends," saying Freeman acted like a "perfect gentleman" on the night in question. (E! Online)
When Gov. Bobby Jindal spoke for the GOP on Tuesday night, many people found his phrasing … familiar. Now, here's Kenneth the page's response to the Internet's response to Bobby Jindal's speech. (Defamer)