Mickey Rourke is the only guy we know who can pull off looking like the inside of a tricked out 1978 Cadillac (the kind with tinted windows, a wet bar, and a disco ball). He should win an Oscar for this outfit alone.
If you're the hottest new faux-bi popstar on the planet like Katy Perry, just throw on some underwater lingerie, add matching fur and a crystal purse and voila! You look like magical seafoam.
If you're going to go Mountain Man, you've got to go Full Mountain Man. Joaquin Phoenix clearly understands this.
Sherri Sheperd loves gospel music so much that she decided to show up to the Stellar Gospel Awards dressed like a big red heart. Can we get a hallelujah?
At your next family portrait, try going for the Osbourne Family look: funeral parlor jazz-hands.
With a classic tux, a sleek tie, a Goth-do from 1981 and a devilish grin, Alan Cumming managed to channel both Robert Smith from The Cure and Count Chocula from the cereal. Sweet.
After hunting down the elusive South American Sparkle Cheetah, Star Jones slayed it with her bare hands and turned its fur into an evening gown. True story.
Fun fact: before becoming a celebrated indie actor, Lou Taylor Pucci led the Union infantry through Gettysburg to defeat Lee in one of the most decisive battles of the Civil War.