Race car driver Danica Patrick says she'd rather be portrayed in a movie by Angelina Jolie than Jennifer Aniston, mostly because Aniston is too old. Ouch. (US)
Miley Cyrus' model boyfriend, Justin Gaston, says he "looks up" to her. He's also grabbing his crotch and flaunting a bright red track suit in a terrifying new photo shoot. (Celebitchy)
Kate Winslet seems a lock for an Academy Award this year. But has her explicit Oscar-lust turned off voters? (Defamer)
Mickey Rourke may look like a shoo-in for an Oscar of his own, but he's had a painful month. Loki the Chihuahua was his second dog to pass away recently. (TMZ)
Do you like your men on the … mature side? Good news! Best Week Ever has assembled a list of the universe's hottest silver foxes. Prepare yourself. (BWE)