Our failing economy's greatest hope might just be Barack Obama merchandising, America's hottest new market. It's not just plates and spoons, either. I mean, Ninja Obama? Click for more craziness.
The force may be strong in Obama, but he's the President of the United States, not a Saturday morning cartoon character. You can't fight terrorists with lightsabers (yet).
You've really outdone yourselves this time, Chia Pet. Bravo.
Just because Sasha and Malia Obama are still young enough to enjoy playing with Beanie Babies doesn't mean they should be turned into them.
How can you make Family Puzzle Time even nerdier? By putting together a bunch of pieces of a newspaper.
We're not sure why, but the Japanese Obama face masks are vaguely terrifying.
Ok, this one is actually sort of awesome.