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Lea DeLaria over here trying to one-up Paul Revere.
Even though she doesn't drink liquor, Juliette Lewis is still a licker.
Dan Reynolds has a better float than anything you'll see at the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.
And you thought Simon Cowell was the only animal in Paula Abdul's orbit.
Prince Charles doesn't need cannabis to get high.
Usually only Russell Wilson gets to see Ciara in briefs.
Did Elle Fanning just out herself as the leader of QAnon?
As an NFLer, Michael Strahan had birds coming after him too, but they were usually Eagles.
Whoever used this flute after Aisling Bea might want to rinse their mouth out with Clorox.
Let's hope Lance Bass and Michael Turchin's Thanksgiving table has better stuffing.
The Russian judge, however, did not give Emily Ratajkowski a 10.
Kid Cudi is a bride-or-die kind of friend.
Devin Booker notwithstanding, ain't no man getting to third base with Kendall Jenner.
Jamie Spears isn't the only one who's got a Britney Spears hand out.
Ironically John Stamos doesn't have to deal with this much water when he performs with the Beach Boys.
Lori Loughlin and Mossimo Giannulli behind bars… just like old times.
Shaquille O'Neal was far less comfortable on the free throw line.
Prince Charles actually lives in the "Super Mario" game, but didn't he already get the princess… twice?
It's cold, it can make you sick, and it's best in small doses… and there's also Caitlyn Jenner's ice cream.
Imagine what Kim Kardashian is going to think when she takes off those blinders and sees Pete Davidson in front of her.
James Corden and a piñata are quite similar: They both seem sweet on the inside, they both hang around longer than they should, and people love to beat on them.
Prince Charles hasn't seen anything this lifted since he gazed at faces in Los Angeles.
Most of the population stared at Sharon Stone like this during that "Basic Instinct" scene.
Before this, the last piece of crap Jamie Chung picked up was called "Sorority Row."
As she looked at the world, Duchess Kate wanted fewer borders. All she got was more Barnes & Noble stores.
Kristen Stewart looks more shocked than a prison yard fence.
No idea what her politics are, but it seems that Sia has finally ditched the "Wig" Party.
Why does P. Diddy gotta cover up that Puffy face?
The only thing colder than ice cream is Erika Jayne's alleged response to the bankruptcy trustee in her ex's case.
Tom Hanks' pal is more metal than Iron Maiden.
Cody Rigsby still has better reception than AT&T customers.
Contrary to popular belief, Courteney Cox didn't divorce David Arquette because he's a bozo.
Say what you will, but Malin Ackerman still looks gourd-geous.
Don't be alarmed if you see Prince Charles working the carving station at your local buffet.
*Anya Taylor-Joy checks mate*… this isn't her boyfriend!
It's time we talk about Vanessa Hudgens' friends being bad influences.
Since exiting his lead role in "Hamilton" in 2016, Lin-Manuel Miranda has pretty much been a phantom on Broadway.
Rachel Weisz is proof that Brits are slicker than Americans.
In Logan Paul's last camera trick, he was in the Mount Fuji forest.
Helen Mirren has been less ecstatic about some of her movie scripts.
Kato Kaelin is still less of a flight risk than OJ.