The Morning Shortlist for April 20

Salma Hayek – who recently married her financier boyfriend in Paris – says she'd never blow $2 million on a wedding. Seriously, that's some tacky TomKat stuff. (E! Online)

Photos: Salma Hayek

Madonna was taken to the hospital after a fall from a horse over the weekend. Don't worry, she's already out and about and gearing up for an adoption appeal on May 4. (US)

Photos: Madonna in Malawi and more

"Grey's Anatomy"'s Ellen Pompeo is pregnant. It will be the first child for the TV star, who is married to music producer Chris Ivery. If this gets written into the script, will they call the baby McNugget? (Celebitchy)

Photos: Meet the cast of "Grey's"

Following the news of his divorce, Mel Gibson returned to L.A. and to church. After the service he indulged in some ice cream, which seems like standard multi-million dollar breakup procedure. (People)

American moviegoers love to laugh, but which well-known funnyman is the most likely to sell out theaters? Hint: the last time he made you chuckle was probably with "The Hanukkah Song." (Buzzsugar)