Rapper is surrounded by more sand than a woodworker, plus more pics to make you giggle

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Even the best woodworker can't sand like A$AP Rocky.

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Bella Thorne proves that studios aren't the only blood suckers in Hollywood.

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No offense to Gwen Stefani, but Denise Richards is also a hauler back girl. 

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Even Neutrogena can't clear up Jordana Brewster's water.

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In "The Goonies," Corey Feldman looked for gold… apparently not silverware.

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Brooke Burke looks like she's about to soil herself.

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Like her bubble gum, Jennifer Garner's marriages sometimes go pop too.

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Like these cookies, Amelia Hamlin's romance with Scott Disick crumbled.

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Eva Longoria is more banded than the Rolling Stones.

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With a never-ending closet of risque outfits, it's usually only conservatives who give Heidi Klum a licking.

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Pauly Shore's pants have left the building. 

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Tom Sandoval is going to cheat on you.

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Even Sean Combs thinks Joe Biden's eyes look puffy.

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Jon Hamm, not your garden-variety actor.

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She seems nice, but Renee Zellweger comes with strings attached.

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Look at this tool… and look the thing Prince William is sharpening.

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Garrett Hedlund was raised on a remote farm, but he loves the hood.

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Harry Styles is one of the rare people getting their flowers in real time.

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Like our favorite meals, Victoria Beckham is covered in spice.

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Pharrell Williams has better eyes than an alphabet.

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Steven Tyler is living on the edge again. 

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Tom Sandavol's reputation is trashed.

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At least Jane Lynch isn't trying to hang onto "Glee" anymore.

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Robbie Williams wants to be a behind-the-scenes kind of guy.

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Jared Leto isn't worried about his weight as much as he is the scale.

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So this is how Kyle Richards' marriage blew up so quickly.

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Like a golf course worker, Minka Kelly pays special attention to greens.

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Paula Abdul = my fair lady.

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Leonardo DiCaprio hasn't been on a boat since his last ride hit an iceberg.

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Hilary Duff's husband sandwich looks sweet and not even salty.