Kanye West Gets an Energy Drink

"South Park" gave Kanye West an ego check, but he's still proud to loan his name to new products. Next up: a line of energy drinks, guaranteed to float you through your next awards show/temper tantrum. (Celebuzz)

Photos: Kanye West then and now

Madonna is no quitter. She's taking her adoption plea to a Malawi newspaper, saying that she'll provide Mercy James with "a home, a loving family environment, and the best education and healthcare possible." (US)

Photos: Madonna in Malawi and more

Friends say that troubled duo Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are still on speaking terms, and Sam "begged Lindsay to get help." Here's hoping the two can find some middleground without any restraining orders. (People)

Photos: Lindsay and Sam

It seems Lo Bosworth agrees with Heidi Montag that "The Hills" doesn't need Lauren Conrad. She says, "the show can do really well with [Heidi and Spencer] as main parts." Oh, Lo. We thought you were on our side. (E!)

Photos: Heidi and Spencer

Wait, what? Is that Diablo Cody riffing with Kelly and Donna on "90210"? Honest to blog?! Seriously, homeskillets. Our friends at MSN TV have the scoop on the upcoming episode and the run-down of the rest of this week's must-see TV events. (MSN TV)