David Schwimmer, um, where exactly are your "friends"?
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Sorry, Meghan, even a crown won't fix that.
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Let's just hope this isn't Queen Elizabeth's wedding gift to Harry and Meghan.
Jared Leto is us when we're trying to shout our order to the Starbucks barista… at the back of the line.
Chris Zylka has really let himself go.
DJ Khaled, before and after Weight Watchers, and before and after a shave.
Samuel Affleck is not exactly a hide-and-seek champion.
Kylie Minogue when she hears that Nordstrom has shoes half-off.
Who knew that Tracy Morgan's style icon was Mr. T?!
…When you tell Britney Spears that she has to actually perform live and not lip sync.
Felicity Huffman is now only "desperate" to get up.
So, Gina Rodriguez had a ketchup incident.
When your wife says your mother-in-law is staying with you "for a few weeks."
Donald Trump thought this whole presidency thing would be a breeze. He was right.
Hey, it's som-Bieb-o!
Dwayne Johnson needs to update his entourage.
Life was easier for Jack Nicholson when he saw himself as a sex symbol.
Hey, Joaquin Phoenix, Mike Tyson tried this with Evander Holyfield and it didn't work out so well.
Gabriel Macht just wanted to call Kensington Palace and say hello to his old "Suits" co-star Meghan Markle. Instead, he got the hold music.
Mark Ruffalo's pre-workout is kicking in.
Sarah Silverman thinks she's playing "Mario Kart" right now.
There were more studs on Nicki Minaj's jacket than there were at the basketball game.
John Goodman proves that aliens do indeed walk among us.
Single life isn't going well for Liev Schreiber.
Models Anastasia Karanikolaou, Chantel Jeffries and Jocelyn Chew actually CAN hide their excitement about sports. We'll call them "the models of meh."
The Census Bureau thanks Gina Rodriguez for her participation.
Brie Larson plans to hang around Hollywood for years, much to Casey Affleck's dismay.
Jennifer Garner has always had a hard time handling the men in her life.
If this is any indication, Brendan Fraser is fully vested in his retirement plan.
Anders Holm, Adam Devine, Blake Anderson and Kyle Newacheck will compete as America's bobsled team in 2022.
What does a girl like Natalie Portman gotta do to get some shut-eye?
Tyra Banks is so stiff that she could be the statue in a water feature at any Roman landmark.
"Jersey Shore" might have had high ratings, but JWoww has hit a new low.
Bella Thorne's dance moves = meow!
Is Armie Hammer the devil or the angel on Elizabeth Chambers' shoulder?
Naomi Watts will never opt for that discount blow dryer again.
Gigi Hadid already has a new man wrapped around her… His name is Terry Cloth.
Look ma, no handcuffs!
Justin Bieber, now starring in the new version of "My Little Pony."
This is just the pits for Mel B.
Hey, check out Demi Lovato's DIY hair net.
Bella Thorne winter fashion is probably not Santa Claus-approved.
Jennifer Garner is angling for that barista job at Starbucks.
Simon Cowell can't hide his feelings when thinking about the talent pool this year on "America's Got Talent."
AnnaLynne McCord is on the forefront of the "tractor chic" fashion wave.
Carrie Ann Inaba and Ryan Seacrest's childhood dream of being in a snow globe has come true.