The last time Martha Stewart had this much beef, it was with the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission.
Duchess Kate is like, "I'm the captain now!"
Manny Jacinto and Jameela Jamil don't look to be in "a good place."
Dua Lipa is hungry and is like, IDGAF.
Maisie Williams could be an air traffic controller — or she might be telling us to steal third base.
James Van Der Beek doesn't realize that the whole "I'm the king of the world" thing doesn't work on solid ground.
Despite what you heard during the awards, that Emmy is NOT made of chocolate, Alex Borstein.
Attention football teams looking for a new punter… Enter: David Hasselhoff.
Ice-T and Coco Austin are a hands-off couple.
Duchess Meghan tests out her Where's Waldo capabilities.
Meghan Trainor used to think it was a good idea to stream her music.
A basically blindfolded pope is pretty much like driving with your mother-in-law.
Many would argue that Ivanka Trump's caramel-filled pastry is about the only sweet thing inside the White House.
What did Prince William do to get banished to the kids' table?
Lara Spencer is carrying everything but ballet shoes… #LookItUp
Don't do it! Don't pull Paul McCartney's finger.
Arms and legs inside the ride at all times, Ali Wentworth! Halfway there!
Not sure if Nick Jonas is more Maverick or Goose…
And then Kendall said, "Look at this dummy trying to slide into my DMs."
Jessica Chastain and the "It" producers didn't have it in the budget to arrive by hot air balloon.
J.Lo and Hoda's 401Ks are not pleased with them today.
Gary Oldman will snap at you at any given moment.
Jenny McCarthy and Nicole Scherzinger have found their fashion inspiration.
Sorry, but this is s'more Marshmello than we really need in our lives.
Anything you can do, I can do better.
Note the girl behind Gigi Hadid. That's probably how Hannah Brown feels about her too. See: Tyler Cameron.
Thanks for the tip, Justin… *Googles Shane Bieber*
If Johnny Depp walked the plank like J.Lo, the "Pirates of the Caribbean" movies might have done better.
Looks like Tiger Woods has commitment issues with hats too.
When you come to America and suddenly realize you're closer to your family than you want to be.
There's no denying it, Prince Andrew has had it "rough" lately. #GolfJoke
Jaleel White has some thoughts for all of you who thought Forrest Gump was good at ping pong.
Tom Hiddleston: Speak no evil, smell no evil.
This is why Jared Leto is still single — women say he plays games.
This is exactly how Trump watches Alec Baldwin's portrayal of him.
Howie Mandel defines cannibalism.
After leaving "The Talk," Sara Gilbert has been forced to use public transportation.
Justin Bieber is dropping shoes, not albums.
Brody Jenner doesn't need ABC to be the real bachelor in paradise.
Elizabeth Banks isn't living up to her last name.
Don't let them tell you otherwise: Kacey Musgraves is shady!
David Beckham never got hosed like this during his soccer career.
Gene Simmons completely misunderstands what it means to be a police dog.
Bella Thorne thinks she's that one guy… the one who walked on water.
If Salt-N-Pepa want to replace Spinderella, Dr. Ruth Westheimer is ready to talk about sex (baby)!
Anwar Hadid is just riding the wave of his family name.
We always just assumed Heidi Montag carried the load in this family.