Gordon Ramsay's least favorite clients

Celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay says Brad Pitt and George Clooney are among his least favorite clients. Apparently the two left in a huff after a freak port wine fire broke out in Ramsey's kitchen. How dare they! (UK Sun)

John Mayer has forged an unlikely Twitter friendship with Demi Lovato. He told the Disney teen her song "La La Land" was sophisticated. She told him he's incredible. Somewhere, Jennifer Aniston is feeling very disturbed by this lovefest. (US)

Zac Efron says he's tired of seeing his own beautiful face plastered everywhere, and recently lamented to USA Weekend, "I never wanted to be famous." All in good time, Zac. All in good time. (US)

Friends of Samantha Ronson say they're afraid Lindsay will do "something crazy" because she's a "loose cannon." Here's hoping Lohan already exorcised her crazy with clubbing, hair dye, and tattoo ink. (People)

Then there's more sad news for Lindsay. Fleetwood Mac singer Stevie Nicks responded to rumors that Lohan would play her in a biopic by saying, "Over my dead body," and advising Lohan to "get a grip." This really is not Lindsay's week. (People)

Rob Pattinson helped his "Twilight" co-star Kristen Stewart celebrate her 19th birthday in Vancouver. He even endured throngs of screaming fangirls waiting for him outside. Now that's friendship. (Popsugar)