It's not a Tootise Pop, Tracy Morgan, it's your wife!
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Bethenny Frankel knows it's a dog-eat-dog world.
Not sure if Prince William has a cramp or needs to crap.
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Dear LAPD, here's proof of Andy Dick casing the joint for the an inevitable robbery. You're welcome. –Wonderwall
Even Karlie Kloss can't resist a Speedo with a large libido.
This might be the closest Prince Harry ever gets to getting down on one knee. Sorry, Meghan.
Go ahead and tell your friends you were hanging out with models Hailey Baldwin and Sara Sampaio today.
Lego Batman: voiced by Will Arnett, inspired by Hugh Hefner.
Much like these diamonds, Donnie Wahlberg's wallet might be under pressure if Jenny McCarthy gets what she wants.
'Cause this is thriller, thriller night… eh, Bella Thorne?!
Thomas Lennon doesn't know that the "Home Alone" poster was made a long time ago.
Jane Lynch's date has a big head.
The crime wave continues: The latest celebrity to be held up? Ryan Reynolds.
Georgia May Jagger hasn't been around something this grumpy since she last saw her father.
Donny Osmond should get that checked out.
Queen Elizabeth hasn't seen this much skin since Prince Harry went to Vegas.
Mel B is looking to keep it mellow… marshmallow.
Bella Hadid just can't look forward to The Weeknds anymore.
Open up and say "ahh," Drew Barrymore.
Taraji P. Henson may as well be saying, "Do you want a piece of me!"
Octavia Spencer is always willing to share her meal.
Yes, Chrissy Teigen, walk like an Egyptian.
If Vanessa Williams looks at these people long enough, she'll see a sailboat.
Seth Meyers don't want none unless he's got buns, hun!
If she keeps making clunkers like "Ghostbusters," there may be a lot of Melissa McCarthy's movies in the $1 bin.
Lady Gaga is already a better Spider-Man than Tobey McGuire ever was.
Proof that Duchess Kate does, indeed, chase after royals.
James Corden: "And then everyone said the Falcons were going to win the NFL championship."
Question: "Did you come from the gutter, Woody Harrelson?" Answer: "Why, yes I did."
What's a guy like David Arquette gotta do to get a pretzel around here?
Ryan Gosling could be saying, "And here we have a derrière."
Milla Jovovich and Paul W.S. Anderson need to get better at making offspring.
They tried to sell Rebel Wilson a hot dog and she said, "No, no no."
Vanessa Hudgens is looking juiced up!
Apparently, all the cab drivers were on strike when Jimmy Fallon and Glenn Close needed a ride.
Tom Ellis and Lesley-Ann Brandt — you know what they say, bloods of a feather flock together.
Is there a, uh, "stranger thing" than Winona Ryder here? Answer: No.
"Drew Barrymore is the best kiss I've ever had" …said no one ever.
Kevin Hart ate a boatload of wasabi and he wants everyone to know it.
Do we know where Keegan-Michael Key and Kerry Washington's other hands are?
Ray Liotta tries to counter a stiff breeze.
A$AP Rocky and A$AP Ferg need to run ASAP!
You know where this going… Rihanna, under an umbrella-ella-ella-eh-eh-eh…
Whitney Cummings must think she's still using her Squatty Potty.
Parker Posey hasn't hit up any of the Sundance booths that give free clothes to celebrities… She probably should.
Jack Black knows his angles.
Jump around, jump around, Serena Williams, jump up, jump up and get down!
Just wondering, did Kelly Rowland get fashion advice from Barney Rubble?