By Paige Ferrari
An Australian tabloid is reporting that Kristen Stewart is carrying Robert Pattinson's vampire baby. We're not even sure these two are officially dating but, hey, that's never stopped anyone in Hollywood from procreating before. (MTV)
To determine Megan Fox's suitability for her role in "Transformers," director Michael Bay reportedly had the actress wash his Ferrari while he filmed her. Now that's an audition tape America deserves to see. (Page Six)
Sienna Miller says that celebrity beauty is just an illusion, crafted by teams of lighting experts and makeup artists.
Shh, Sienna … you'll crush our fantasy that the Jonas Brothers do, in fact, wake up looking like mop-headed Adonises (I'm Not Obsessed)
"True Blood" star Anna Paquin says sex scenes are easier with her real-life boyfriend, Stephen Moyer. Makes sense. After all, one gets to avoid those awkward introductions to each other's naughty bits. (People)
"American Idol" winner Kris Allen says he'll bring a lock of his wife's hair on tour. Just to get him through those long nights when Adam Lambert starts to look mighty appealing. (E! Online)
Alec Baldwin says he wants to run for political office. Well, he's already learned the first rule of politics: Never let your phone calls be taped. (Celebitchy)