Gordon Ramsay said he'd "be back in a flash"… and therein lies the problem.
The Olympics are months away, but Jodie Foster is already going for (nostril) gold.
Stephen Amell throws better than any of the Chicago Bears quarterbacks.
If you've ever looked at Draya Michele's dating history, The Grinch is actually an upgrade.
If only we could sea the world as Simon Cowell does.
Careful Katharine McPhee, you're walking by a mailbox… or as a lot of Republicans now probably call them, "Weapons of mass destruction."
In Canada, Dave Franco is actually dressed up. #CanadianTuxedo
Liev Schreiber knows that a paper mask is better than no mask.
Christina Milian is literally
slaying sleighing. Take that, Instagram models!
Chris Evans went from suave to swab in a matter of seconds.
Any way to get our pets to shed their coats as nicely as Tyler Cameron sheds his?
Somehow this is less sticky than Prince Harry's exit.
They told Jeremy Renner he needed a bow for his Christmas wrapping paper…
Selena Gomez is more protected than those people attending White House Christmas parties.
This is different… Alex Rodriguez used steroids for lift-off when he was playing baseball.
Since Netflix won't issue a disclaimer for "The Crown," Prince Charles' reputation might be cooked.
Give her some gold chains and an "I pity the fool" catchphrase and we'll call this blend Leighton Meester tea.
Ron Perlman has been jumping up and down for a judge to declare him single too.
Sorry, Lara Worthington, but the CDC only recommends washing your hands regularly.
Pete Wentz needs more hair nets, fewer tennis nets.
This cotton swab is going where no man has gone before… but Chris Pine's finger has probably been there.
If these crackers are left out long enough, they might become as stale as Clare Crawley's "The Bachelorette" run.
And here we thought it was only his daughter's love life that kept Harry Hamlin up at night.
Harry Styles' Google search: "How to be manly, according to Candace Owens."
It's Sarah Hyland… and sea.
This is the only "reign" Duchess Kate is getting near anytime soon.
Ironically, despite her long dating past, Vanessa Hudgen refuses to be tied down.
Looks like William H. Macy dodges scooters better than his wife dodges court cases.
Jax Taylor's spinoff: "VanderDump Rules."
Dear Steve Zahn, you wish.
Milo Ventimiglia's next show is called "This Is Buff."
We're used to seeing Sacha Baron Cohen's buns in that neon "Borat" swimsuit.
Jimmy Fallon only wishes he was that far from first place in the late night ratings these days.
The last crime scene Eva Longoria went near was on ABC, and it was called "Grand Hotel."
Sure, it's a nice commute to work, but where does Amber Heard park?
Christian Bale doesn't just drop logs in the toilet.
Cardi B has never been closer to Chris Harrison than right now.
Usually it's her staff that Ellen DeGeneres rides hard.
Hunger isn't a game for Josh Hutcherson.
Sean Penn knows that five out of five dentists recommend brushing.
Kimora Lee Simmons takes to-go Thanksgiving leftovers seriously.
Directors might have less of a headache casting the dog than Rose McGowan.