With all due respect, Matt Damon, this woman didn't choose to star in "Stuck on You"… that was you.
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One wrong move and we'll be seeing a little too much of Trevor Noah's daily show…
Cara Delevingne is done monkeying around with paparazzi.
Katy Perry dressed as a sloth? That's quite appropriate since her last album's sales were rather sluggish.
Birds of a feather? A lot of people think Piers Morgan is a baby too.
Tom Holland's a big star but still a chip off the ol' block.
After her breakup with G-Eazy, these are the only friends Halsey has left.
Judy Greer's friends need to stop setting her up on blind dates.
The only real question is: Who is above Fredrik Eklund pulling his strings?
Hugh Jackman just turned into your favorite uncle before an Italian feast.
"There's a woman over there named Samantha Markle claiming she's Duchess Meghan's sister. Where do you want us to send her?"
When Piers Morgan can't talk and can't see, many would call it an improvement.
Brody Jenner is never making waves unless the Kardashians are around.
You've always wanted a window into Amy Adams' life, haven't you?
Zendaya is like, "He didn't look like this in his Tinder profile."
Prince Charles, with the look of disappointment when you realize your drink is gone and the bar is now closed.
You know what they say: After marriage, you stop trying… Eh, Biebs?
Pamela Anderson's cage-fighting career is underway — look out, Conor McGregor!
Wiz Khalifa doesn't think much of L.A. hotspot Delilah's dress code.
Dominic West has a rare electronic palm tree phobia.
Melissa McCarthy, here's lookin' at you, kid.
Linkin Park's Mike Shinoda thought the country had outlawed cruel and unusual punishment.
Duchess Meghan to all of Prince Harry's exes these days…
Even Kanye West doesn't want to hear himself.
No wonder Camila Cabello can't ever see a Fifth Harmony reunion happening.
Rihanna is gonna have to change the lyrics — you CAN'T stand under my umbrella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh…
Post Malone is subtle when he wants a drink.
So, Halsey and G-Eazy have reconciled? Check!
Ken Jeong has a problem with the bottle.
Maybe next time Prince William will paint hair on his head.
KJ Apa isn't that unique — almost everyone has nearly been run over by a New York City cab driver at some point.
The face you make at your server when they give you ranch instead of blue cheese for your wings.
Don't be a backseat driver, Thomas Lennon.
The Dilophosaurus in "Jurassic Park" had this same look, Juliette Lewis.
Pope Francis thinks this gig blows sometimes.
Bobby Bones needs all hands on deck if he's gonna win "Dancing With the Stars."
When Christopher Meloni has a party, pants are optional.
Duchess Meghan is trying to sniff out the media leaks from the palace.
Millie Bobby Brown's surf lessons are going horribly.
Who's more shredded: DJ Cedric Gervais or that Banksy painting?
The military could get tips on camouflage from Duchess Kate.
Thanks to "Glee," Jane Lynch is still rolling in the dough.
Kim Kardashian West is married to a rapper, but she's more of a Johnny CASH kind of girl.
Prince Harry remembers when the gates to Kensington Palace looked more opulent.
Tom Hardy just got the phone call informing him that his movie "Venom" came out the same weekend as "A Star is Born."
Arnold Schwarzenegger can't even conduct himself in public anymore.
Justin Bieber, still a mane attraction.
Noel Gallagher is not a "glass half full" kind of guy.
John Legend and this fatherhood thing? Yeah, EGOT it down.
And you thought Joaquin Phoenix was quite the joker when he launched his rap career!
Hard to say if Taraji P. Henson's idol is Rihanna or Mary Poppins…
Little Red Riding Hood has got nothing on Nicki Minaj.
Scott Caan's "Hawaii Five-O" spinoff is called "Hawaii Five To-Go."
If Ireland Baldwin plans to walk down the aisle at cousin Hailey Baldwin and Justin Bieber's wedding like this, she might not be a bridesmaid after all.
"Game of Thrones" star Pilou Asbaek likes beer… just like Judge Kavanaugh.
Jack Black hasn't taken a punch like this since his film "The Big Year" flopped.
Kevin Hart has gotten in trouble when his lips are close to another woman. Just sayin'…