By Wonderwall.com Editors
6:31am PDT, Jul 7, 2010
By Melissa Hunter
No makeup + bad hair day + Frappuccino-induced head freeze + paparazzi attack = Britney reaching the highest-pitched notes of her career.
Nicolas Cage is none too pleased about this photo op, partly because it's pandering, but mainly because it incites far too many Mickey-Nic hairline comparisons.
Jessica Simpson probably should have been trained prior to this group ribbon-cutting extravaganza, but fortunately Debbie Reynolds is there to mentor her through the process, just as Debbie always has.
We'd like to introduce Leonardo DiCaprio and Mick Jagger's a capella duo: the A-List Vuvuzelas.
Hey Kris, Wax Kim Kardashian's eyes are up *here*. Though in all fairness, Mrs. Jenner is probably trying to study the figure for her next Dr. 90210 consult.
Whitney Port is caught by a photog mid-yoga session. The face says she's Zen; the butt ruffles say she's ready to party.
Jeremy Piven taps into his inner teenager for a photo op with some kids. A peace sign plus an angry face… that's what the kids are doing, right? Right?
Sometimes all it takes are a few hundred water bottles to get Amy Smart to feel sassy.
The Situation would really like to sell you his new flavor of ice cream, Gym Tan Laundry Delight, though no one seems to be buying. Sorry, Sitch, just show us your abs, and let's move on.
Kendra, leave the eye-rolling listlessness to the angst-ridden teen starlets. We know you're just one big ball of perk.
Ed Westwick is seen here working on developing his new acting technique: the Tongue Method. All it takes is sticking out your tongue and thinking about something really sad. Effective and tasty.
