Sarah Ferguson couldn't cut the cord with the royal family this easily.
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Machine Gun Kelly was more threatened by the punch being served at his high school prom.
Ironically, Madonna divorced herself from good music with Madam X.
Matt James didn't even reflect this much on his "The Bachelor" romances.
Vanessa Hudgens is getting treated better than her boyfriend is by opposing pitchers this season.
Julianne Hough, still stopping traffic after all these years.
Back in the day, "Taxi Cab Confessions" was often erotic. "Taxi Cab Confrontations," starring Mila Kunis, appears to be neurotic.
Vinny Guadagnino's lunch looks as bland as "Jersey Shore: Family Vacation."
A preview of what a Justin Bieber campaign for Untucked might look like.
If this ice cream melts all over her, it will stick with Jennifer Garner… which is more than her ex-husband did.
When they were sleeping in bed together, Kelly Clarkson used to think of her ex-husband as a pig in a blanket.
Most of Vanessa Hudgen's citations are at the bottom of her Wikipedia page.
Anne Hathaway usually flies private, so she's been protected from Delta for a while.
Chris Hardwick is less fine art and more Vincent Van Get Outta Here.
Maybe Lizzo's "boy problems" have been augmented.
George Clinton's diet is certainly not in a funk.
It's better than a few of Kevin Hart's other projects. #NightSchool
Jennifer Hudson is actually her own girl group.
It's better than a banana boat this time, eh Dwyane Wade?
There's no gym around, but Jonah Hill is still looking pumped.
Like the Pope, the Catholic church has been taking it on the chin for a few years.
Target is more than a department store for Simon Cowell.
If only those Jan. 6 gate crashers were as peaceful as Jennifer Garner…
The only thing Jamie Foxx usually stretches is a movie studio's budget.
Chrissy Teigen has a history of looking down on people… at least on social media.
She's single, so Miley Cyrus's life has obviously gone to pot.
Olivia Jade is studying this necklace harder than she studied anything at USC.
These guys hate to see Kendall Jenner leave, but love watching her walk away.
Unlike her dog, Aubrey Plaza didn't feel this relieved when "Parks and Recreation" ended.
This would have been Kanye West's cabinet if he was elected president.